No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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