sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The struggles of a small town man whore
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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