I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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