i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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