Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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