Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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