Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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