The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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