Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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