I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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