You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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