why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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