i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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