i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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