Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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