just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
bring money and cleavage
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
