I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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