did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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