I think I died a long time ago.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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