North Korea, Best Korea!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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