Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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