Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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