i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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