Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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