i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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