I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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