Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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