We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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