Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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