I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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