people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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