I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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