He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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