So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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