I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
