I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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