Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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