I wish my penis had an off switch
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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