Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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