Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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