He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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