im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I have post one night stand depression
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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