Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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