He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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