I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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