so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize