I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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