Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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