i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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