He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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