i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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