if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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