but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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