I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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