OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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