Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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