God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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