I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
whose parrot is this?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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