I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
operation harelip BJ is a go
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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