Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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