So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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