Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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